“Sad Songs” — lyrics

Words and music by Andru Bemis

Sad songs don’t change the world
If you know what I mean
But I’ve got to get along
The only way that I know how
And that’s a sad, sad song for me

Sad songs don’t make it better
Or that’s the way it would seem
But since you’ve been gone
I can’t find any other words to say
And that’s a sad, sad, sad, sad song for me

“Drinking Song” — lyrics

Words and music by Andru Bemis

Have another drink, it’s on me boys
There’s plenty in the cellar to go around
Have another dance, there’s never been a better chance
We’ve got the whole night long to pass the bottle round

When the sun comes over the hill
I know I’ll feel just a little ill
But for now, I’ll have another
Soon the moon’s gonna fall from the sky
It’ll be my time to say goodbye
But till then, I’ll have another

Have another drink, it’s on me boys
What will we do when the bottle goes dry?
Run to the grocery store, buy me a little more
Just enough to get me by

When the sun comes over the hill
I know I’ll feel just a little ill
But for now, I’ll have another
Soon the moon’s gonna fall from the sky
It’ll be my time to say goodbye
But till then, I’ll have another

When the sun comes over the hill
I know I’ll feel just a little ill
But for now, I’ll have another
Soon the moon’s gonna fall from the sky
It’ll be my time to say goodbye
But till then, I’ll have another

Have another drink, it’s on the cosmonauts
It’s the only damn thing that rhymes with Jason and the Argonauts
In the air, on the ground
We’re right side up, they’re upside down
And we’re always spinning, they are spinning
Everything is always spinning round

When the sun comes over the hill
I know I’ll feel just a little ill
But for now, I’ll have another
Soon the moon’s gonna fall from the sky
It’ll be my time to say goodbye
But till then, I’ll have another

Sing another song with me boys
Got all night long to make a joyful sound
Get up, clap your hands
This ain’t no one man band
We’ve got the whole night long to shake the building down

When the sun comes over the hill
I know we’ll feel just a little ill
But for now, I’ll have another
Soon the moon’s gonna fall from the sky
It’ll be my time to say goodbye
But till then, I’ll have another

Have another drink, it’s on me boys
There’s plenty in the cellar to go around
Have another dance, there’s never been a better chance
We’ve got the whole night long to shake the bottle down
We’ve got the whole night long to shake the building down
We’ve got the whole night long to drink the building down

“Stuck On You” — lyrics

Words and music by Andru Bemis

I’m sitting by the riverside
Baby and I’m dreaming of you
Dreaming about a fireside
Girl you’re with me too
When I only hear your voice
It drives away my blues every time
If you were only with me now
You know I’d have to tell you how
I’m stuck on you

And I’d never be lonely
Darling I’d never be blue
No I’d never be lonely
If I were only with you

And I’d never be lonely
Darling I’d never be blue
No I’d never be lonely
If I were only with you

I’ve got a tug on my fishing pole
There’s something on the line
But I just can’t seem to get you off my mind
If you saw me here right now
Would you have the time to say
How do you do?
Cause if you were only here right now
You know I’d have to tell you how
I’m stuck on you

And I’d never be lonely
Darling I’d never be blue
No I’d never be lonely
If I were only with you

And I’d never be lonely
Darling I’d never be blue
No I’d never be lonely
If I were only with you

You know them raindrops are falling
They’re making me quite wet
But I ain’t quite ready to give up, not just yet
Cause my daydream’s not over
Won’t you tell me, tell me who
Who’s gonna stop me from being forever stuck on you?
No my daydream’s not over
Won’t you tell me, tell me who
Who’s gonna stop me from being forever stuck on you?

And I’d never be lonely
Darling I’d never be blue
No I’d never be lonely
If I were only with you

And I’d never be lonely
Darling I’d never be blue
No I’d never be lonely
If I were only with you

“Eine Kleine Elevator Muzik” — lyrics

Words and music by Andru Bemis

I’m the guy who writes the songs that they play on the elevator
Ain’t got nothing better to do since you told me see you later
I lost my heart, I lost my soul
I damn near lost my mind
Ever since that day I’ve been losing control
Watch me unwind

Call me crazy, call me insane
Tell me I’ve nobody but myself to blame
Still I can’t get my mind off of you
It’s my fault that is true
But if I had a damn to give, I’d give a damn for you

Blue skies are on their way I heard the TV say
I don’t care, I don’t give a damn
They might as well be gray
You can take my heart, you can take my soul
But I don’t want to lose my head
Cause when you take my sanity, I might as well be dead

Maybe I’m crazy, am I insane?
Could it be that I’m the only one to blame?
Still I can’t get my mind off of you no matter how I try
And if I don’t get a letter from you, I surely will die
If I don’t get a letter from you, I surely will die

Call me crazy, call me insane
Tell me I’ve nobody but myself to blame
Still I can’t get my mind off of you no matter what I do
And if I had a damn to give, I’d give a damn for you

If I had a damn to give, I’d give a damn for you
If I had a damn to give, I’d give a damn for you

“California” — lyrics

Words and music by Andru Bemis

Packed my bags I’m going away
Gonna fly to California
I’m sick and tired of the lousy weather every day
Write a letter when I think of you
Maybe call when I feel blue
There’s only one thing I’m sure to miss
I wish you could be here too

Cause the weather’s always better when the skies are blue
And girl you know how I need you
Sitting by the water at the ocean shore
And the only thing I’m missing is you

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