“Eine Kleine Elevator Muzik” — lyrics

Words and music by Andru Bemis I’m the guy who writes the songs that they play on the elevator Ain’t got nothing better to do since you told me see you later I lost my heart, I lost my soul I damn near lost my mind Ever since that day I’ve been losing control Watch…

“California” — lyrics

Words and music by Andru Bemis Packed my bags I’m going away Gonna fly to California I’m sick and tired of the lousy weather every day Write a letter when I think of you Maybe call when I feel blue There’s only one thing I’m sure to miss I wish you could be here too…

“Time May Bring” — lyrics

Words and music by Andru Bemis I can’t wait till I get old And my hair starts turning gray I don’t know what the future holds But I know it’s gonna be okay Cause nothing ever is quite what it seems And I know it will never turn out like in my dreams But I’ve…

“Your Town” — lyrics

Words and music by Andru Bemis I don’t like coffee chains Movie stores and aeroplanes I’ve gotta get out of this town I don’t like the way you drive You’re pissed at me I’m going forty-five Just take the time and slow down If time is money Don’t you think it’s funny that he doesn’t…

“Just Another Fine Day” — lyrics

Words and music by Andru Bemis Why you always come running to me to settle up your scores? I got my own troubles, can’t you see I ain’t got time for yours You might be sad, you might be down But you can’t let them always push you around Look out your window and see,…

“Jesus Loves” — lyrics

Words and music by Andru Bemis Jesus loves the little children All the children of the world Red and yellow, black and white They’re all precious in his sight Cause they ain’t like me yet

“Plays Past His Bedtime” — album by Andru Bemis

New Year’s Eve, 2001, West Chicago, IL. Twenty hundred hours. Bemis’ motorbike wouldn’t start. He pushed it up the hill. He rode it down the hill. It burped a couple times. Back up the hill. Then down the hill. Burp. Then up. Then down. Burp. Up. Down. Burp… That’s how Bemis ended up recording these…